Dear United Healthcare:
This is going to be hard to believe, I know! Today I opened my mailbox and guess what was waiting for me? Yup! Fifteen large promotionals much like those I wrote to you about via my open letter blogpost yesterday. They were addressed in exactly the same way: Mrs. SoAndSo.
So tomorrow, I’m mailing all 30 back to Secure Horizons in Kansas City, Missouri. The original 15 will go to the pre-paid address they provided in that mailing, and the 15 from today I’ll simply mark “Return to Sender.”
Please, please, please take my name off your promo list. I’m already a member, but might not be for much longer. I don’t think you can afford the postage to keep pursuing me.
Mrs. SoAndSo in Utah